It’s All in the Wording

Someone pointed this out to me recently: the main difference between being a “goy” and a “shikza” is that hooking up with a “shikza” has a mysterious “appeal” while marrying a “goy” is a surefire way to be written out of a Jewish will. Either way, I think I'll stick to what I know---or at least who I know will drive me slightly insane for many Rosh Hashanahs to come.