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Last June the higher-ups at Relix decided that I’m in need of new wardrobe. Realizing that most members of the Relix masthead are in need of a ‘clean eye for the heady guy’ makeover themselves, they enlisted the aid of an FOR (Friend of Relix for you civilians out there) named Jenny who has one foot firmly planted in both the jam and JAP worlds. According to reports from the shopping trenches, Relix’s makeover was a success, mostly thanks to Jenny’s ability to select items which are ‘hippie chic’ (the rarely visited middle ground between Banana Republic and Be Good Family). Her ability to pick cloths which matched both my black Relix t-shirt and my exposed white Jambands.com undershirt immediately impressed me and, when and if I ever get a raise, I’m defiantly going to hire Jenny as my fulltime stylist (right after I hire someone to teach me how to tie my shoes and brush my hair---I clearly failed kindergarten). Until then I can only repay Jenny with free tickets to see the Dirty Dozen Brass Band and with endless praise on my blog, a combination of which you see above.
According to these more recent images taking last month the Face on Mars and its rocky neighbors look more like a plate of gold mash potatoes than an Egyptian valley, but it makes you wonder if, in deed, there are ruins of a great civilization buried on mars (and perhaps an undiscovered breed of first generation jambands!---sorry Max Creek).
While I don’t think an ancient race of Flintstones skirted around the universes building Sphinxes (if they did, they’d at least look like Betty Rubble), I have stumbled across at least one interesting theory. According to The Mars Mystery, and as quoted by Wikipedia, “...we have demonstrated with a substantial body of evidence that the pattern of stars that is "frozen" on the ground at Giza in the form of the three pyramids and the Sphinx represents the disposition of the constellations of Orion and Leo as they looked at the moment of sunrise on the spring equinox during the astronomical "Age of Leo" (i.e., the epoch in which the Sun was "housed" by Leo on the spring equinox.) Like all processional ages this was a 2,160-year period. It is generally calculated to have fallen between the Gregorian calendar dates of 10,970 and 88810 BC (op. cit., p.189)
Who knows, maybe before people had blogs, they built Sphinxes to waste time while they should be studying (or at least sleeping)
Last Wednesday I spent an afternoon in the studio with the Disco Biscuits. After interviewing the group regularly for almost three years, I feel like I’m finally at the point where we are comfortable enough to have a real, deep, unguarded conversation which is nice for any “journalist.” I sometimes feel like the Almost Famous life is wasted on me since I don’t smoke weed or play an instrument. But, since I still have Cameron Crowe’s haircut cira-1976, Magner did invite me to play keyboards with the band while he fixed his microphone levels. So, here is my first (and only?) jambands.com-approved sit-in with the Disco Biscuits. I sure hope my performance makes the album’s final cut. Jammys 2007 anyone?
I’m not sure why I never got into Karaoke. Since I pretty much spend my entire day walking, err bouncing, around singing to myself anyway, logic would suggest that Karaoke would be my sport of choice. But, for whatever reason, I prefer to listen to music in solitude, with only an imagery audience to observe my disheveled dance step.
Friday night, however, my friend Jen tricked me into a half-night of Karaoke with some of her teacher friends. It seems that New York City public school teachers are much like any other urban workers, meaning that they tend to end their work week downtown intoxicated, complaining about their colleagues with their colleagues (and all this time I thought they were FOILing quadratic equations, go figure)
Apparently at least some teachers also like to sing to one another, so, while the east village temporarily relocated to New Jersey for a Yo La Tengo concert, I found myself on St. Marks Place, singing with a group of people who in any other setting would have surely given me detenion. Even though my music taste is pretty specific, I'm usually able to wing a good music conversation in any setting. I have , after all, suffered through concerts by such diverse artists as Rod Stewart, the Sugar Hill Gang, Backstreet Boys and Bright Eyes (wow, my music journalism cred just vanished quicker than a plate of bangles at brake-fast).
L’Shana Tova
Since I’ve always fashioned myself something of a Zach Braff character, I imagined our first encounter would be somewhat cinematic, set against the Shins’ “New Slang” or awash in Simon and Garfunkel’s “Only Living Boy in
After finishing my vodka, I cut my losses and walked home to find my narcoleptic/or alcoholic roommate passed out on the sofa and my IM flickering for attention. As if walking into a bonus track on the Garden State DVD, my computer displayed cryptic message from a female friend which once accused Zack Braff of plagiarizing her personality (and I don’t disagree), beginning a weekend chase which also culminated with a GS-quote (alas, “We're not gonna make out or anything, okay?/Oh, I'm sorry. I just totally ruined that moment, didn't I?”)
I don’t need to recreate
On a somewhat related tangent how, have you enter noticed that things tend to sound just a touch deeper when set against the Shins’ “New Slang.” Turn it on and chew on this: I’m not sure what the meaning of life is, but I’m pretty sure the Shins scored its soundtrack.
Much like GRAB (the occasional union of Trey Anastasio, Mike Gordon and the Benevento/Russo Duo) there was much anticipation leading up to Emily Tour (the Garden State-like 5’2 neurotic Jewish girl I met at All Good) before Camp Bisco. And, much like Mr. Anastasio’s performance with GRAB, Emily Tour ultimately failed before I ended up falling into the same old habits (i.e. not making a move quick enough, therefore setting off a chain reaction of neuroses resulting in clinic approved crazy girl activity). In the end, the only person I can blame is myself (and Hurricane I for cursing me into a life of craziness back in ‘04), so I ended up just forgetting about Emily and enjoying Camp Bisco for its music (now that’s a novel concept).
But, for some unexplainable reason, I decided to visit Emily’s My Space page after returning home from Camp yesterday only to find my image replaced with some other dude who, apparently, accented into her top eight quicker than I could say Hurricane Emily. If I had a My Space account I’d swap her out for some equally endearing Garden State-like 5’2 neurotic Jewish girl (cause g-d knows my none-existant My Space wall would be full of them). Yet, now, I am forced to redirect my frustration towards Tom and his social networking service for rubbing my face (or at least my mouse) into my misfortune. Alas, Hurricane season is upon us once again. Who would of thought we’d make it to S this early in the year…..
If I has to choose, I’d say Ryan Adams’ Cold Roses and Brothers Pasts’ This Feelings’ Called Goodbye were my top studio albums of 2005. Oddly enough, both fall somewhere between jam and indie (Ryan is a hipster who wants to be a hippie; Brothers Past are hippies who wish they were hipsters, go figure). Also oddly enough, I got to see both bands play last night in
It takes a few days to truly settle in: the blurry-eyed enthusiasm, the unpredictable collaborations, and, yes, the deodorant masked odor that can only be described as “feteroo.” But, before you know it, Bonnaroo is in full swing and Thursday night’s festivities feel as distant as last year’s SuperJam (not to mention last Wednesday’s shower).
As the final note of Friday night’s late night sets gently segued into Saturday,
Saturday’s schedule mixed new faces (Mute Math, who offered a set of its carefully calculated future-rock in the Troo Music Lounge), old friends (Les Claypool, one of the only artists to appear at every Bonnaroo since its inception) and first time visitors who performed like Bonnaroo stalwarts (we tip our hats to Blues Traveler, who helped lay the groundwork for the weekend’s festivities by spearheading the traveling H.O.R.D.E. tour). While firmly rooted in the idea of escapism through its success, Bonnaroo has blossomed into a fully functioning society. With relative ease one can register to vote, update a My Space profile or catch the final goal from the weekend’s eagerly anticipated World Cup matches (the US tied Italy 1-1). Falling just short of commanding its own ZIP, Bonnaroo’s city has also expanded to include a number of stylistic boroughs. In fact, depending on one’s interests, Bonnaroo can be broken down into several genre specific mini-festivals, each characterized by is own headliners, surprise guests and late-night offerings.
A fan of
For fans who favor improvisation, DJ Logic jammed with MMW, Rusted Root teased “Watchtower” and Claypool rolled out his sitar-happy “Fancy Band.” World music fans were also in luck, whether it was the infectious dance-beats of blind African sensations Amadou & Mariam or the cross-generational, multi-genre beats of Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley. The younger Marley also offered two of the afternoon’s most memorable anthems (while proudly uttering the j-word): his father’s “Jamming” and his own “Welcome to Jamrock.”
Perhaps the weekend’s most enjoyable left field addition, Cypress Hill inflated a festival- size Buddha onstage near the end of its set, simultaneously encouraging its audience to pull out that “sticky green stuff.” Its hit-filled set also featured a number of cuts from 1993’s Black Sunday, including “Insane in the Brain” and “Hits from the Bong.” Though a far cry from the hippie-ethos of “peace, love and understanding,” the group’s stoner raps felt strangely familiar. Falling squarely into a genre of his own, Beck danced alongside miniature mannequin and offered a showstopping rendition of “Where It’s At.” Earlier, Beck nodded to his onetime backing band, the Flaming Lips, performing the art-rocker’s “Do You Realize?” The semi-acoustic Sonic Stage also offered its share of highlights, ranging from Tom Hamilton’s rendition of the Beatles’ “Eleanor Rigby” to moe.’s “Happy Hour Hero.” Recalling its on-point performance from Friday night, the Disco Biscuits managed to sneak, not one, but two segues into its abbreviated 30-minute Sonic Stage set.
Of course, Bonnaroo has long served as a launching pad for tomorrow’s festival favorites and Saturday’s lineup featured a number of able bodied contenders for next summer’s big thing. Steel Train – who graduated from its Thursday night showcase to a coveted Saturday afternoon spot – veered toward to eclectic, shifting from the lullaby-like harmonies of “Road Song” to the Arcade Fire energy of “Alone on the Sea” with striking ease. Somewhere in between, the quintet also snuck in a choice cover of Wilco’s “I Got You,” a staple on Steel Train’s spring tour. Welcomed in any number of crowd shots like fro’d Waldos, the group offered a campground busk following Saturday’s main stage festivities. Likewise, Recent New Groove Jammy winner Grace Potter showed off her band, the Nocturnals, opening the day’s activities in That Tent and her rapidly maturing vocal abilities with a duo performance alongside Scott Tournet for XM Radio.
Since Bonnaroo’s initial artist announcement, all eyes have been on Radiohead, perhaps
Bonnaroo’s first English headliner, Radiohead’s appearance continued a cross-pond dialogue stretching back since the 1960s. Performing its lone festival date on a stateside theater tour, Radiohead arrived with a subdued light show, characterized by primary hues and dim backlight. Fans added their own colors, however, throwing glowsticks and sparking lighters during decade old hits like “The Bends.” It wasn’t until the frantic buildup of “Paranoid Android” that Radiohead unveiled the Andy Warhol kaleidoscope characteristic of its past arena-outings. Yet, perhaps the group’s naked performance was a blessing in disguise, stripping the space-rock stars down to the core unit that still serves as Radiohead’s bedrock.
If Friday night’s debauchery felt akin to a wookified
Opening with a reworked version of the Duo’s anathemic sing-along “Play Pause Stop,” the title track from its forthcoming studio disc, the group mixed new originals like “Dragonfly” with material from each player’s solo canon. A year after many claimed the former Phish guitarist “jumped the shark” with a cover-heavy late night set on the Which Stage, Anastasio appeared focused and energetic, rearranging solo cuts for “Mr. Completely” and “Goodbye Head” for his new project (unofficially referred to by many as G.R.A.B.).
For those who have spent the weekend debating the merits of hippies versus hipsters, the quartet’s set offered a comfortable middle ground: using the Duo’s hard-edged rhythms to focus the Phish pair’s improvisations, G.R.A.B. sounded hip, yet comfortable. Marco Benevento, who utilized a Page-like baby grand piano in addition to his own keyboard toys, proved to be a particular force, shifting the group into fresh atonal territory throughout the night. Lost in the excitement, the group’s future touring mate Phil Lesh stopped by early on in G.R.A.B.’s set, leading the all-star collective through “Casey Jones” and “Going Down the Road Feeling Bad.”
Meanwhile, several of
Draped in a full-on Night Tripper regalia, Dr. John opened his set with “Wade: Hurricane Suite,” handing over the stage to the Rebirth Brass Band and a Skerik-enhanced version of Dumpstaphunk (both Tony Hall and Raymond Weber, who perform in Anastasio’s solo band also traveled back to Bonnaroo with guitarist for their late-night performance). Meanwhile, moe.’s Chuck Garvey and Jim Loughlin teamed with Umphrey’s McGee’s Ryan Stasik and Joel Cummins for a costume-clad Masquerade Ball, recruiting Addison Groove Project’s Rob Marscher for the final portions of its set.
Saturday’s festivities not only firmly establish Bonnaroo as America’s answer to Glastonbury, but confirms that English and American acts will continue to swap ideas and push each other further into the 21st century. As Thom Yorke said from the stage, “This is what I call a music festival.”
Welnick was not without his demons. In 2003, the keyboardist told Relix magazine, “I tried to off myself in the RatDog bus in ‘95, right before Christmas, right after The Dead died. I pretty much hit bottom there and I'm sure that hasn't helped my popularity with Bobby. I think that shook him up so much, and the other members of the band so much, that it contributed to why I am no longer being called to participate.” But Welnick did avoid certain trappings: “I coughed a pretty good attitude [laughs], but I didn't get into heroin,” Welnick says. “I never used needles, never used freebase and that kind of stuff. I drew that line as a kid. No needles, no freebase, no heroin and never broke that promise to myself.”
Welnick, who was set to play a number of festivals and solo dates this summer, leaves behind a wife, Lorie
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American Babies featuring members of the Disco Biscuits and Brothers Past.
Exclusive Langerado Press Conference with Art Neville, Michael Franti, the Flaming Lips,
MOFRO and More!
The Del McCoury Band’s Thanksgiving Turkey!
G. Love Live at Langerado!
Michael Franti: Solo Acoustic Spearhead.
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Wakarusa | Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival |
High Sierra Music Festival | The All Good Music Festival |
10,000 Lakes Festival | Lollapalooza |
Gathering of the Vibes | Camp Bisco |
moe.down | and more! |